Directed by: Afzal Khan
Starring: Sanjay Dutt,
Madhuri Dixit, Jeetendra, Amrish Puri
Released: 1997
Verdict: destroy every
copy – horrible – bad – whatever – flawed but enjoyable -
good – great – amazing
Mahaanta is one of those
films I tend to pretend do not exist, because it is one of those
films that cause me an acute pain as a Madhuri Dixit fan. In making
for almost 9 years, by the time Mahaanta came out it was badly
outdated in all aspects. The star-cast, that must have been extremely
impressive in the late 80s, when the film shooting actually started,
was, by the time it released, almost exclusively considered veteran
and non-happening (apart from Sanjay and Madhuri). The story too was
one of those bloody thrillers about revenge so popular at the time,
but no longer relevant in the post Hum Aapke Hain Koun and Dilwale
Dulhania Le Jayenge era. It wasn´t handled well either.
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| "Why were all my scenes cut out and my presence in the film reduced so much?" |
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| "You are too old to be a heroine. Better you face it soon." |
Honestly, I don´t know
where to begin. The film is extremely boring from the start, and to
be honest I couldn´t really follow what was happening. There was
Jeetendra, already looking 60, but playing a young man, I caught a
glimpse of the beautiful Poonam Dhillon (and my, does she disappear like a rock in the ocean not to be heard of again in this film!), but mostly the story seemed
to focus on devilish Amrish Puri, who runs illegal business and has
brave, but stupid police officers murdered. And then, out of nowhere,
Sanjay Dutt appear to save the day and Jeetu´s ass (just like that,
no explanation given). And in the next moment he´s wearing a tight
yellow Speedo T-shirt, buying sarees for his bhabhi in a supermarket,
and falling in love with the gorgeous, though horribly dressed
Madhuri, as she´s passing around. However, Amrish Puri´s „son“
falls in lust with her (no, that isn´t a typo) and to get her he
tries to rape her, and when he gets a beating, asks daddy to get him
the gal.
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| DAT SPEEDO! |
By threats to her and
Sanju Amrish forces Madhuri to a wedding, but Sanjay having none of
that manages to steal the bride for himself and marry her. And from
this point on, the story gets even more boring and confusing, with
more kills and more raping, and Jeetendra circling around as a
righteous protector of the law while Sanjay turns into an avenging
killing machine and having a song after he murders every single one
of his enemies (sorts of „Ninety-nine bottles of beer on the wall,
Ninety-nine bottles of beer. Take one down, pass it around,
Ninety-eight bottles of beer on the wall“ gaana). Until in the end
Sanjay and Jeetendra have a Dostana moment of mutual forgiveness and
renewed love for each other. Doesn´t you head hurt just reading? Now
imagine actually watching all this in span of approximately three
hours.
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| "I brutally murdered a guy just now. Sha-la-la-la-la!" |
None of the actors gives a
really bad performance, but none excels either. Jeetendra is boring,
Sanjay´s character actually rather unlikeable, Amrish Puri gives us
his standart staring villain and Madhuri doesn´t have a big role,
especially in the second half she only appears for the songs - a
reminder that she signed the film in the late 80s. Heck, Shakti
Kapoor is on the screen more. Music is fine and catchy enough,
although picturization of Chule Chule makes Sanjay Dutt look like a
blind, deaf and unfeeling wooden log, because to sleep with your own
wife would probably take away your super powers or what. Let´s just
smack her across the face, that´s right. Just like when she said she
loved you. Indeed, Sanju may love Madhuri in the film, but I have no
idea why would she love him so dearly, cause treats her like dirt
most of the time.
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| Saajan-wali Madhuri. |
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| DTPH-wali Madhuri. |
All those years it was in
making ruined the film completely. I´m completely sure Sanjay and
Madhuri´s story was just a supporting one to the main of Jeetendra
and Poonam Dhillon, or at least there was loads more of Jeetendra and
Poonam than what we´ve got to see eventually. Scenes were being
rewritten and reshot, which we can perfectly document by seeing fresh
and happy Sanjay vs. tired and weary Sanjay who just got out of jail,
Madhuri with skin problems and black curly hair from the times of
Saajan and Madhuri with flawless skin and brown messy hair she
sported post 1996, and of course Sanjay´s mullet is ever-changing,
not staying the same in two scenes.
Mahaanta is a pain. In the
hearts of Madhuri fans like me, in the brains of all the sane
movie-watchers, and if you manage to sit through it all at once, it
can easily give you a pain in the...
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| "Baby, let´s make a baby!" |
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| "No. I haven´t kill everybody in this film yet." |
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| "WTF dude?" |
